"If a resident has a handgun in the home that he can use for self-defense, then he has a handgun in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence,"
Well that certainly makes since. Let me try some:
If you drive a car you can do it safely, or you can drive 120 miles while drunk. Let's ban cars.
If you have a fork in your house you can use it to eat, or you can poke your eye out with it.
If you have some pain medication you could take it for your bad back (republicans - the one from working too hard, democrats - the one you got from taking a few too many of those pills the night before and falling down the stairs), or you could use them to commit suicide. Let's ban pain medicine.
If you have a baseball bat you could have some fun out in the yard with the kids, or you could settle a dispute with your neighbor. Let's ban baseball bats.
A couple more for any lefty troll that might roam through:
You have a Constitution. You could read it or you can continue to shut one, squint the other and make it read any damn way you want. Let's ban the Constitution.
You have a brain. You could try using it, or you could just keep voting democrat. I would say let's ban brains, but there are so few people using them no one would notice.